gay is for horses

gay is for horses

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adamandleave:

today has been the wrost day bc i hit a squirrel with my car and i felt it cRUNCH under the whEELS and i looked back and its body WAS FLOPPING AROUND IT WAS NOT DEAD YET IT WAS ALIVE SORT OF IT HAD TO SLOWLY DIE AND I WAS sCREAMING AND crYING btu when i finally camled down i tried to take a sip of coffee but i hIT A BUMP and the coffee spILLED ALL OVER ME NOW IM COVERED IN cOFFEE nda cRYING abtou s QUIREL 

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whymakswhy:

‘STACEY’S MOM HAS GOT IT GOIN’ ON

SHE’S ALL I WANT AND I’VE WAITED FOR SO LONG

STACY CAN’T YOU SEE YOU’RE JUST NOT THE GIRL FOR ME

I KNOW IT MIGHT BE WRONG BUT I’M IN LOVE WITH STACE-‘

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